come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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