Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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