just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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