A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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