bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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