How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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