nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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