He is an equal opportunity slut.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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