it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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