rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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