we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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