FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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