The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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