Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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