Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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