Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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