hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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