Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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