I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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