this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I wish there were birth control emojis
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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