If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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