Banned from zoo.
Again?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
