new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Randomize