Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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