and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
