we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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