if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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