Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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