Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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