Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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