i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
