just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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