Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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