Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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