The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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