Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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