do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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