HIV tests are more positive than that guy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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