Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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