i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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