ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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