Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
honey bunches of taint.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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