You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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