I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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