i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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