Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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