Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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