I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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