I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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