I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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