Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Randomize
